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If you do your best and are denied opportunity, that is discrimination.

If you don't do your best and are denied opportunity, that is justice. - Unknown

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Truth makes many appeals, not the least of which is its power to shock. - Jules Renard

We also often add to our pain and suffering by being overly sensitive,
over-reacting to minor things, and sometimes taking things too personally. - Tenzin Gyatso

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vince Lombardi

Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with. - Stevie Wonder

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past. - George Orwell

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A. A. Milne

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. - Steve Martin

The road must be trod, but it will be very hard. And neither strength nor wisdom will carry us far upon it. This quest may be attempted by the weak with as much hope as the strong. Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere. - J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring)

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. --Malcolm Forbes

Adults are obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.- Groucho Marx

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.- W.C. Fields